“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you!” – Tommy Smothers
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“I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf
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“Living in the ocean means never having to salt your food.”
– Takayuki Ikkaku
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“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
– Isaac Asimov
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“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
– Will Rogers
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“The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” – Hubert H. Humphrey
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“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
– Groucho Marx
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“I’m in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English.” – Calvin Trillin
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“We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.”
– Buck Henry
