“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
– Dave Barry
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“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”
– Joe Ancis
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“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”
— Jack Handey
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“I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don’t want to meet them.”
– H. L. Mencken
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“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you!” – Tommy Smothers
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“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
– Will Rogers
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
– Groucho Marx
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“I’m in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English.” – Calvin Trillin
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“We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.”
– Buck Henry
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“My favorite animal is steak.”
– Fran Lebowitz
