“I’m as pure as the driven slush.”
– Tallulah Bankhead
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“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”
– Edward Abbey
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“My favorite animal is steak.”
– Fran Lebowitz
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“Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.”
– Tim Bedore
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“Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.”
– David Letterman
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“English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it’s good enough for the children of Texas.”
– Miriam “Ma” Ferguson (former Governor of Texas)
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“If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised.”
– Dorothy Parker
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“I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.”
– Jules Renard
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“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
– Robert Frost
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“A celibate clergy is an especially good idea because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.” – Carl Sagan
