“If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.”
– A. A. Milne


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.”
– A. A. Milne

“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”
– Bette Davis


“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”
— Jack Handey

“Dictators long ago found out it is easier to unite people in common hatred than common love.”
– Dagobert D. Runes

“Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on their cars the day ‘after’ the election.”
– Cokie Roberts

“Gods don’t like people not doing much work. People who aren’t busy all the time might start to think.”
– Sir Terry Pratchett

“Nobody roots for Goliath.”
– Wilt Chamberlain

“The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I’ve always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.” – Rita Mae Brown

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
– Jorge Luis Borges
