“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin
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“As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not get the benefit of it? It liberates you from convention.”
– Gregory Maguire
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“No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.”
– Finley Peter Dunne
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“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
– Isaac Asimov
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“I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful, and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and a progressive religious experience.”
– Shelley Winters
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.”
– J. R. R. Tolkien
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“We don’t bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don’t dress well and we’ve no manners.”
– George Bernard Shaw
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“A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.”
– David Coblitz
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“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
– Soren Kierkegaard
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“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
– Doug Larson
