Author: Dave

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
– Rita May Brown

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
– Terry Pratchett

“It’s the friends you can call at 4 a.m. that matter.”
– Marlene Dietrich

“It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.”
– Eugene McCarthy

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.” – Lenny Bruce

“Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.”

– Igor Stravinsky

“No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris … [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping.”
– Orville Wright

“When you’re young, you look at television and think, There’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want. That’s a far more depressing thought.” — Steve Jobs

“The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.”
– John Ciardi