“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
– Kin Hubbard
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“Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.”
– Isaac Goldberg
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“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
– Helen Keller
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“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again.”
– George Miller
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“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
– Gore Vidal
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“Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.”
– H. L. Mencken
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“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.”
– Mitch Hedberg
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“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”
– Kin Hubbard
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“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.”
– Laurence J. Peter