“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
– Mark Twain


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
– Mark Twain

“There is nothing better than birthday cake. It’s like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting.”
– Takayuki Ikkaku
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“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarian and we’re skeptical.”
– Arthur C. Clarke

“I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding Wikipedia to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.”
– Randy K. Milholland

“It is bad luck to be superstitious.”
– Andrew W. Mathis

“A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.”
– Robert Frost

“When you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how drunk you get.”
– Matt Groening

“As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.”
– Herman Melville

“What the world needs are more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us left.”
– Oscar Levant

“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.”
– Nora Ephron
