Category: QOTD

“I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people…. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.”

– Bill Murray

“If your IQ was any lower, we would have to water you.”
– Anne Robinson

“Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.”
– Golda Meir

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.”
– Joe Garagiola

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
– Isaac Asimov

“Ford, you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” – Douglas Adams

“Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“She’s descended from a long line her mother listened to.”
– Gypsy Rose Lee

“I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.”
– Pat Conroy