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“I’m in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English.” – Calvin Trillin

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“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”
– Edward Abbey

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“If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised.”
– Dorothy Parker

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“A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.”
– H. L. Mencken

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“Today’s public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can’t read them either.”
– Gore Vidal

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“One difference between politics and football is that if you don’t know anything about football and keep yelling nonsensically at the people who do, someone will come along and politely ask you to leave the party. If you know nothing about politics but shout loudly enough, sometimes they give you your own TV show or elect you to something. It is one of the risks you take. ” – Alexandra Petri

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