“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams
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“After all, what is your hosts’ purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.”
– P. J. O’Rourke
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“Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.”
– Mike Royko
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“It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.”
– H. L. Mencken
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“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
– Brendan Behan
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“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”
– G. K. Chesterton
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“Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.”
– Sinclair Lewis
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“America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.”
– G. B. Shaw
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“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf
