“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
– Kin Hubbard
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“Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.”
– Isaac Goldberg
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“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
– Gore Vidal
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“Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.”
– H. L. Mencken
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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
– Mark Twain
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“I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding Wikipedia to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.”
– Randy K. Milholland
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“It is bad luck to be superstitious.”
– Andrew W. Mathis
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“As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.”
– Herman Melville
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“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.”
– Nora Ephron
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“There is so much to be said for modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated it keeps us in touch with ignorance in the community.” – Oscar Wilde