“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
– Kin Hubbard


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
– Kin Hubbard

“Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.”
– Isaac Goldberg

“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
– Gore Vidal
“Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.”
– H. L. Mencken
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
– Mark Twain

“I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding Wikipedia to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.”
– Randy K. Milholland

“It is bad luck to be superstitious.”
– Andrew W. Mathis

“As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.”
– Herman Melville

“What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.”
– Nora Ephron

“There is so much to be said for modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated it keeps us in touch with ignorance in the community.” – Oscar Wilde
