“Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.”
– Fred Allen
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“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
– Robert Orben
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“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
–George Carlin
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“Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
– Gallagher
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“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.”
– Groucho Marx
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“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”
– Sam Levenson
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“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.” – Mark Twain
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“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”
– H. L. Mencken
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“When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.”
– P. J. O’Rourke
