“A career is a job that has gone on too long.”
– Jeff MacNelly
Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“A career is a job that has gone on too long.”
– Jeff MacNelly
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
– G.K. Chesterton
“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”
– Dolly Parton
“I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.”
– Franklin P. Adams
“My father was frightened of his father, I was frightened of my father, and I’m damn well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.”
– King George V
“Nowadays even the illiterates can read and write.”
– Alberto Moravia
“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
– Mickey Rooney
“Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.”
– Jim Morrison
“San Francisco has always been my favorite booing city. I don’t mean the people boo louder or longer, but there is a very special intimacy. When they boo you, you know they mean you. Music, that’s what it is to me. One time in Kezar stadium they gave me a standing boo.”
– George HalaS
“It is a gentleman’s first duty to remember in the morning who it was he took to bed with him.”
– Dorothy L. Sayers