Month: March 2024

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.”
– Michael Pritchard

“Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.” – H. L.Mencken

“Controversy equalizes fools and wise men … and the fools know it.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
– Brendan Behan

“I moved to Florida because you don’t have to shovel water.”
– James Randi

“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
– Dave Barry

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
– W. C. Fields

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
– Ernest Benn

“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather

“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
– Rita May Brown