“The trouble with keeping your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.”
– Ringo Starr


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“The trouble with keeping your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.”
– Ringo Starr

“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf

“We feel free when we escape — even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire.”
– Eric Hoffer

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
–George Carlin

“It is obvious that ‘obscenity’ is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means ‘anything that shocks the magistrate.’ ”
– Bertrand Russell

“Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
– Douglas Adams

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind.”
– Jed Babbin

“Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.”
– Gallagher

“There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.”
– Groucho Marx
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“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.”
– Oscar Wilde
