“To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.”
-Mark Twain


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.”
-Mark Twain

“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
— Stephen King

“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
– Kin Hubbard


“Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.”
– Isaac Goldberg

“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
– Helen Keller

“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry again.”
– George Miller

“There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.”
– Gore Vidal
“Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.”
– H. L. Mencken
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.”
– Mitch Hedberg
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