“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
– Jean Kerr
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“Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.”
– Stephen Vizinczey
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“He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.”
– Kingsley Amis
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“You’ll get a fair trial followed by a first class hanging.”
– Judge Roy Bean
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“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”
– Steven Wright
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.”
– Julia Child
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“The minute you read something you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.”
– Will Rogers
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“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with keyboards.”
– Solomon Short ( David Gerrold)
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“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
– Erma Bombeck
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“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”
– Jean Kerr
