David’s Mood

“Much as he is opposed to lawbreaking, he is not bigoted about it.”

– Damon Runyon

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together”
– Carl Zwanzig

“I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people…. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.”

– Bill Murray

“If your IQ was any lower, we would have to water you.”
– Anne Robinson

“Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.”
– Golda Meir

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other.”
– Joe Garagiola

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
– Isaac Asimov

“Ford, you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.” – Douglas Adams