David’s Mood

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
– Oscar Wilde

“To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.”
– Aldous Huxley

“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”
– Oprah Winfrey

“Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.”
– H. L. Mencken

“Some scientists claim that because hydrogen is so plentiful it’s the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, so it is the basic building block of the universe.”
– Frank Zappa

“Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch.”
– Orson Welles

“I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I bet I’d be darling at it.”
– Dorothy Parker

“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
– Steven Wright

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward

“A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
– Mark Twain