“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
– Brendan Behan


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.”
– Brendan Behan

“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”
– G. K. Chesterton
“It will be hard to discover a better [method of education] than that which the experience of so many ages has already discovered, and this may be summed up as consisting in gymnastics for the body, and music for the soul.”
– Plato
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“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
– Ronald Reagan

“Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.”
– Sinclair Lewis

“America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.”
– Helen Hayes

“Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.”
– G. B. Shaw

“Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.”
– Fred Allen

“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
– Robert Orben
