“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
– Will Rogers
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“The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” – Hubert H. Humphrey
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“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
– Groucho Marx
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“I’m in favor of liberalized immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I’d let just about everybody in except the English.” – Calvin Trillin
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“We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.”
– Buck Henry
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“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.”
– Lech Walesa
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“No statue has ever been put up to a critic.”
– Jean Sibelius
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“Republicans understand the importance of bondage
between a mother and child.”
– Dan Quayle
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“People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”
– Soren Kierkegaard
