“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.”
– Everett Mckinley Dirksen


Thoughts of an old curmudgeon
“I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.”
– Everett Mckinley Dirksen

“I’m as pure as the driven slush.”
– Tallulah Bankhead

“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ can beat teamwork.”
– Edward Abbey

“My favorite animal is steak.”
– Fran Lebowitz
“Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.”
– Tim Bedore

“Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.”
– David Letterman


“If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised.”
– Dorothy Parker

“I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.”
– Jules Renard

“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
– Robert Frost
